Saturday, March 14, 2009

Featured Pipe Smoker: Douglas Bader


Douglas Bader (1910-1982)

Sir Douglas Robert Steuart Bader was born in London. He was a pilot and a very good rugby player. In 1928 he joined the Royal Air Force. While attempting some stunt flying in 1931, he crashed his plane during some low-altitude aerobatics. As a result, both his legs were amputated, one just above and one just below the knees. He was still able to fly with artificial legs, but he was invalided out of the RAF anyway.

When war broke out in 1939, he used his connections within the RAF to be reinstated as a pilot. He became Flight Commander of a Spitfire squadron. By August 1941, he claimed 22 German planes shot down, which was the fifth highest score in the RAF. In that same month, he was shot down and taken prisoner. Although he insisted that his crash was due to a mid-air collision with a ME-109, later evidence indicated that he had indeed been shot down, perhaps to a German plane, or perhaps even to friendly fire. He was almost not able to bail out because one of his artificial legs became trapped, and he was able to escape only when its straps broke.

Although a prisoner of war, he was treated with respect because of his piloting skills. Britain was notified regarding his damaged leg, and a British bomber was allowed safe passage over the area so it could parachute-drop a new leg.

He attempted to escape many times, and proved so troublesome for the Germans that they threatened to take away his legs. Eventually he was moved to the inescapable Colditz Prison, where he remained until the end of the war.

After the war he became an avid and skilled golfer, and also became involved in politics. He supported apartheid, and his associations with some on the extreme right of British politics led many to believe he was a closet extremist and racist himself.

He was knighted in 1976 for his services to amputees and his advocacy for the disabled. He died of a heart attack in 1982 after a golf tournament.

His prosthetic legs are on display at the RAF Museum at Stafford.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Vintage Ad (1911): Prince Albert

Another Prince Albert ad featuring what I think of as The Archetypal Codger. According to the blurb on this one (click to enlarge and you might be able to make it out), just smoking Prince Albert in an old pipe will rejuvenate it and make a rank-smelling pipe fresh again. Uh-huh.

Prince Albert is another of those old, traditional American blends (a.k.a. "codger burleys") that I find no enjoyment in whatsoever. But if you like it, go for it.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Featured Pipe Smoker: Ted Shackelford


Ted Shackelford (b. 1946)

I don't have much to say about this week's pipe smoker. Ted Shackelford is an actor who was born in Oklahoma and grew up in Tulsa where his father was stationed in the military. He attended the University of Denver and has spent most of his career in soap operas. He has also appeared in a few other shows such as The Rockford Files, Wonder Woman, and a British series called Space Precinct. His most recent role was in The Young and the Restless.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Vintage Ad (1896): Durham Tobacco



This is probably an ad for either roll-your-own cigarette tobacco, or possibly chewing tobacco, not for pipes. But I still got a kick out of it, so I'll post it.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Featured Pipe Smoker: William Mount


William Sidney Mount (1807-1868)

This painting, California News, by William Mount includes a self portrait. The artist has portrayed himself in the right foreground with a clay pipe in his hand. This scene depicts Mount and other tavern patrons checking the newspapers for news of the California gold fields.

Mount grew up on a farm on Long Island. During a time when other artists preferred to emulate the European academic tradition of painting historical, religious, or literary scenes, Mount chose rather to depict rural American subjects in a realistic style. He became apprenticed to his older brother, who was already an artist and who had a sign-painting shop in New York City, after their father died when William was only 7.

Mount was once offered the opportunity to study art in Europe, but declined "
for fear I might be induced by the splendor of European art to tarry too long, and thus lose my nationality. We have nature, it speaks to every one and what efforts I have made in art have been appreciated by my countrymen."

William Mount was one of the first American artists to portray African Americans in his paintings "
with dignity although he opposed abolition of slavery."

He was also an inventor and an accomplished musician. He invented
a steamboat paddle wheel, a two-hulled sailboat, a painting studio on wheels and a hollow back violin named the "Cradle of Harmony." He was also admired for his skill as a country fiddler, and was a composer and collector of songs as well, publishing several songbooks.

William Mount biographical info from askart.com.
Information on the Cradle of Harmony violin at HistoryWired.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Vintage Ad (1932): Granger Tobacco



"Why do I say that? Well, just as soon as you come into the house and pack your pipe with Granger, you seem to be in a good humor."

Granger ads of this period positively reek of this stuff. Man comes home from work, flops down with his pipe, stay-at-home little woman coos over him and compliments him on his choice of pipe tobacco. Kind of nauseating, to me.

Granger is still made, and is just a plain burley tobacco, but as with other allegedly "plain" tobaccos that are old traditional American smokes, it is probably saturated with propylene glycol and I'm sure I would find it horrendous, right in the same category with Half & Half, Sir Walter Raleigh, Prince Albert, et. al.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Featured Pipe Smoker: Roy Weatherby


Roy Weatherby (1910-1988)

In the 1940s, Roy Weatherby became disappointed by the performance of available hunting ammunition and decided to create some new cartridges of his own. He was convinced that a small, fast bullet would provide better results than a big, slow bullet. He was a man of tremendous energy and enthusiasm, and in 1945 he quit his job to start his own company to develop and produce what he believed would be better hunting cartridges.

Some of his ideas regarding ballistics might seem downright ludicrous. Of his African hunting he once wrote, "I shot him with my .257 Magnum, hitting in the front leg only, high toward the shoulder ... nothing can withstand the shock of high velocity bullets, even when not hit in a vital spot." (Emphasis mine).

Later, a Cape buffalo escaped after being shot four times: first with a .375 Weatherby, two more times with a .300, and finally once more with a .470. This seemed to have changed his mind somewhat: "You must hit them right unless the bullet has sufficient velocity to disintegrate. Now, I am going to try the 87 gr. .25 caliber on them -- this may have the shock we are after."

He was convinced that hydrostatic shock would kill big game, regardless of shot placement. Although sometimes he seemed to disprove his own theories, he still stuck to old ideas that extremely fast velocity was more important than where the bullet hit.

A 1948 diary entry: "I'm disproving all my own theories and everyone else's ... the bullet must be traveling at a certain velocity when it hits the animal in order to kill by shock, no matter where it hits."

A 1951 Gun Digest article: "It doesn't matter whether you shoot (a game animal) in the ham, the ribs, the paunch, or the shoulder; you do not have to hit the heart, the lungs, or the spine in order to kill when using a bullet that disintegrates inside his body. I recommend you try a .25-caliber bullet travelling at 4,000 fps to shoot your next game animal, whether it be deer, moose, or African buffalo."

He carried this idea to what seems to me ridiculous extremes, as evidenced by this quote which seems to say you don't even have to hit the animal: "Government experiments with projectiles traveling 10,000 fps show the devastating results that can someday be expected ... they shot over the backs of animals with these guns, missing by only a fraction of an inch. The animals jumped several times their normal ability to jump and fell dead. Autopsy revealed every blood vessel was ruptured in the area over which the bullet passed. It worked with shock waves in the air..." [Bullsh*t! --ed.]

He did develop many high-velocity, flat-shooting cartridges that proved themselves excellent for hunting big game. Although at first he used Mauser actions (and others) for his rifles, in 1957 he developed what is now known as the Mark V--a new bolt action strong enough to handle his very powerful and fast magnum cartridges.

The Weatherby company still produces high quality rifles and shotguns as well as a wide range of ammunition. Weatherby cartridges range from the zippy .224 Weatherby Magnum (55 grain bullet, 3650 fps MV and 1627 fpe ME) to the big-game-stopping .460 Weatherby Magnum (500 grain bullet, 2600 fps MV and 7500 fpe ME).

Regardless of his controversial theories on hunting ballistics, Roy Weatherby's creations have become pretty much legendary in the world of hunting. With one of his rifles and the proper cartridge, one can hunt any animal that walks the earth.

Friday, February 20, 2009

International Pipe-Smoking Day

Read all about it at the International Pipe Smoking Day website.
Today’s hectic environment almost dictates that we run on full efficiency, have total involvement in our work, our families and in every aspect of what we do to survive and achieve in a world set at high speed. With ever-changing values it is the intent that The International Pipe-Smoking Day will allow us, the Brothers and Sisters of the Briar to step back and appreciate our rich historical value. For pipe-smokers and pipe-smoking everywhere the day will be emblematic of our shared values, history, traditions, and aspirations.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Except for those so-called "pipe tobacco" cigarillos. Those don't count. In fact, I think Feb 20 is also Kick Someone's Ass for Smoking a Peach-Flavored Cigarillo Day.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Vintage Ad (1940s): William Demuth Co.


This pipe from WDC has an unusual flat, rectangular filter. Most filter pipes use a cylindrical filter.

I guess filters were good for something, back when all you could get was that gunky, syrupy drugstore stuff (yuck!). Pipe companies tried everything they could to cut down on tongue-bite and make the smoke "cooler and drier," when all they really needed to do was use some decent tobacco that wasn't pumped full of propylene glycol, sugar and artificial flavors.

I will admit that I started out on that junk. I think my first pouch was some Captain Black whiskey flavored. It smelled great in the pouch. Some cherry flavored stuff that I had once also smelled great in the pouch, and the same goes for some heavy black Cavendish that was flavored with black walnut.

Now, I would not object to them being used as sachets, but I wouldn't smoke them.

I have one old WDC pipe, a Wellington, which was their knock-off of the Peterson System pipe. It's probably my favorite pipe, although extra care must be taken when cleaning to make sure that reservoir isn't hiding any concentrated punk.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

I am doing my first official pipe tobacco review

I got a sample from a place called Bennington Tobacconist in Boca Raton, FL and a form to fill out on various aspects of what I think of it. So far, not bad, and if I was a bigger fan of latakia I'd be all for it. A very nice medium latakia English blend that I wouldn't hesitate to put in my cellar if I liked latakia enough to do that. But I tend more toward the Perique-heavy blends these days, and have for several years now.

What's the name of the blend? I don't know. It's only labeled "TEST #4." I guess they didn't want any kind of identification to bias the reviews.

Big sample, too, about 1 1/2 ounces. The way I smoke latakia, I could seal this in a Mason jar and it would last me for years.

Featured Pipe Smoker: Raymond Chandler


Raymond Thornton Chandler (1888-1959)
"Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write a sort of broken-down patois which is something like the way a Swiss waiter talks, and that when I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split and when I interrupt the velvety smoothness of my more or less literate syntax with a few sudden words of bar-room vernacular, that is done with the eyes wide open and the mind relaxed and attentive. The method may not be perfect, but it is all I have."
And what a method it was. Raymond Chandler was born in Chicago but moved to Britain with his mother several years later when his parents divorced, where he attended school and became a naturalized British citizen in 1907. He worked for the Civil Service and then as a journalist before returning to the United States in 1912, taking jobs as a bookkeeper and accountant.

In 1917, he enlisted in the Canadian army and fought in France. After the war, he moved to Los Angeles. He eventually became a vice president of Dabney Oil Syndicate in California but lost this job because of his alcoholism.

His education had included nothing particular to his becoming a writer; he didn't "study" writing. He simply began writing because he felt the creative urge and he thought he could make money at it. The Big Sleep was his first novel, published in 1939.

He renounced his British citizenship in 1948 to avoid paying income tax to the U.K.

After his wife died in 1954 he fell into depression and again began drinking heavily. He died of pneumonia in 1959.

Chandler's descriptive turns of phrase were quite original and since have been often mimicked. He achieved perhaps the supreme honor of any writer by having his name turned into an adjective: Chandleresque. All of his novels have been made into movies. He also wrote several short stories and one essay on pulp fiction titled The Simple Act of Murder.



Raymond Chandler is, of course, the creator of the famous fictional detective Philip Marlowe and is one of my favorite authors. I never tire of re-reading his works and trying to commit some of his descriptions to memory. One that has always stuck in my mind is him describing a woman's face in that it "looked like a bucket of mud." Another favorite, from The Big Sleep, is "The plants filled the place, a forest of them, with nasty meaty leaves and stalks like the newly washed fingers of dead men."

If you've never read any of his books, you should.

Amazon Search: Raymond Chandler

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Vintage Ad (1941): Kaywoodie Meerschaums


The $10 pipe above is an actual calabash, not just calabash-shaped. The outer bowl is from a calabash gourd, with a meerschaum insert. The insert can also be made from clay or porcelain.

By the way, $17.50 was a pretty good chunk of money to pay for a pipe in 1941. Around $250 today, adjusted for inflation.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Featured Pipe Smoker: Lin Yutang


Lin Yutang (1895-1976)
"When the mirror meets with an ugly woman, when a rare ink-stone finds a vulgar owner, and when a good sword is in the hands of a common general, there is utterly nothing to be done about it."
Lin Yutang was born in China, the son of a Christian minister. He studied at Saint John's University in Shangai for his Bachelor's Degree, then went to Harvard and later to the University of Leipzig in Germany to attain his doctorate.

Lin's writings popularized classical Chinese literature in the west. He worked to formulate a new method of Romanizing the Chinese language and created an indexing system for Chinese characters. He invented a Chinese typewriter and also invented a toothbrush with a built-in toothpaste dispenser.

Dr. Lin left Christianity to follow the paths of Taoism and Buddhism, but later in life rediscovered Christianity.

Dr. Lin wrote numerous books in both English and Chinese, both non-fiction as well as novels. Among his non-fiction works are commentaries on Confucianism and Taoism.

He was buried on the premises of his last home in Taiwan, which has since been turned into a museum.

Wikipedia, of course, has an entry on Lin Yutang, and includes a bibliography.

Brainyquotes has a collection of quotes by him. Here is one of my favorites:
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Vintage Ad (1895): F.W. Kaldenberg's Sons



Another pipe maker lost to history. This design of bowl is still called the bulldog. Note the "amber mouthpiece." Amber was used as such long ago, but it didn't wear well, because it became too fragile and brittle and broke easily. Some modern stem-makers create hard plastic (acrylic) stems to imitate amber because of its attractive appearance.

If an old pipe like this was still floating around somewhere with an amber stem attached, it would likely have a very high collectible value, and most people probably wouldn't smoke it for fear of breaking it.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Featured Pipe Smoker (Fictional): Sherlock Holmes


Sherlock Holmes (art by Sidney Paget)

There are several pipe-smoking actors who portrayed Holmes which I intend to profile here, and I have already covered William Gillette. Before I do any of the others, I thought I should talk about Holmes himself.

First, a little about Sidney Paget. Paget (1860-1908) was from a family of artists, and he was a very well known Victorian artist who worked for The Strand magazine, providing them with numerous illustrations, many of them illustrations of Sherlock Holmes. It is thought that he may have based his portrayals of Holmes on his own brother, Walter Paget. It was Sidney Paget who first portrayed Holmes wearing his now-famous deerstalker hat and trench coat. Neither of these items were ever mentioned in any of the canonical Holmes tales.

Sherlock Holmes is, of course, a fictional character created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Volumes have been written about this character, by people who are much more knowledgable on the subject than I, who am merely a simple fan of the stories.

What else can I say about him? He is easily one of most famous fictional characters of all time. He was a brilliant detective, and a character of many curious idiosyncracies. He was also a pipe smoker, and several of his idiosyncracies extended into his pipe smoking habits. Here are some thoughts on Sherlock Holmes, the pipe smoker.

1. Shag tobacco. Watson mentions at least once that Holmes smoked shag tobacco. The term "shag" is not a reference to a particular variety or flavor, but to a method of cutting the leaves. In Victorian times, the vast majority of cigarette smokers still rolled their own, and the tobacco makers had not yet learned the (odious, in my opinion) technology of stoking their weed with chemical accelerants to keep the thing burning, regardless of the smoker's puffing. The best they could do was to cut the tobacco into very fine, narrow "leaves" so that it would burn more easily. Holmes was also a cigarette smoker. I think that his preference for shag was not so much due to its flavor or burning characteristics, but more due to him simply not wanting to have to keep two different kinds of tobacco on hand.

2. The Persian slipper. Holmes was said to have kept his tobacco stored in a Persian slipper atop his fireplace mantel. To many readers this might seem only to be another odd Holmesian quirk. To the pipe smoker, this sets alarm bells ringing. What this means is that Holmes kept his tobacco stored in an open container in the hottest, driest part of his house. Most pipe smokers will go to great lengths to do exactly the opposite. Even tobacco that is expected to be smoked relatively frequently should be kept in a closed container of some sort, and if possible, is usually kept in an area where there is little heat to prevent premature drying of the leaves. In Holmes' time, the tobacco makers had not yet learned the (again, odious) technology of saturating their leaves with propylene glycol--a humectant that is used in modern, lesser-quality tobacco to keep it artificially "moist." (Your humble blogger does his best not smoke any of these PG-treated tobaccos, by the way--but alas, it's almost as hard to avoid entirely as MSG is in food). As mentioned in item #1, Holmes already smoked a tobacco that burned more easily than the usual pipe tobacco. Keeping such tobacco in an open container atop his mantel must have meant that his tobacco probably burned like kindling.

3. Plugs and dottles. Watson also mentions that Holmes' first pipe of the morning "consisted of all the plugs and dottles of the previous day," or something similar. When tobacco is burned, it releases the natural oils within. These oils have to go somewhere, and gravity insists that they go down to the bottom of the pipe bowl. The leaves in the bottom will often become too moist to smoke. This is natural, and is to be expected.* "Dottle" is the term used for these unburned leaves that are dumped out when the pipe is finished. I suppose a "plug" is just Watson's term for a clump of dottle that sticks together when dumped out. (Unless he's refering to the "plug" of ash that results. This doesn't make sense to me, because once it has become ash it can't really be burned again). Apparently, Holmes liked to start his day by smoking all these leftover unburned bits from the day before. Some might think this is only taking the Delayed Gratification Technique** to the extreme. I think it is simply a sign of Holmes' miserliness. I must say that the thought of doing this kind of turns my stomach. Taking into account items #1 and #2 above, it seems likely that Holmes' pipe loads would have burned down to nothing but ash, and he wouldn't have had much in the way of plugs and dottles to salvage.

4. Upon the Distinction between the Ashes of the Various Tobaccos. Holmes admits to being guilty of several monographs, one of which discusses the differences between no less than 140 different varieties of tobaccos. Holmes says:
In it I enumerate a hundred and forty forms of cigar, cigarette, and pipe tobacco, with coloured plates illustrating the difference in the ash. It is a point which is continually turning up in criminal trials, and which is sometimes of supreme importance as a clue. If you can say definitely, for example, that some murder had been done by a man who was smoking an Indian lunkah, it obviously narrows your field of search. To the trained eye there is as much difference between the black ash of a Trichinopoly and the white fluff of bird's-eye as there is between a cabbage and a potato.
In a time when tobacco use was almost as common as eating, it was probable that a perpetrator smoked something. Holmes' expert knowledge of tobacco ashes helped him to solve a mystery on several occasions.

Conclusion: If you're going to hang out and smoke a pipe with Sherlock, bring your own tobacco. And take it all in stride if he wants to examine your ash when you're finished.

*But this is not always the rule. Sometimes, when the right blend, the right pipe, the right smoker and even the right weather and climate all come together, the tobacco can be smoked right down to nothing but ash. I call this "being in the zone."

**DGT, or Delayed Gratification Technique, is a term made up by someone (probably on alt.smokers.pipes). It means that you light a pipe but only smoke part of it, usually no more than half, before you set it aside and relight it later. Later could be any time from a couple of hours to a day (or whatever the smoker prefers). Some do this because something interrupts their smoke and they find it necessary to finish it later. Some do it because they claim it enhances the flavor. The times I've done it are usually because of the former reason. Care must be taken when DGTing certain already robust tobaccos. I've done it several times with my favorite Bayou Night, which is already a very strong smoke, and I must say that DGT'd Bayou Night packs quite a wallop, although it is not unpleasant. Texas gubernatorial wanna-be Kinky Friedman also expresses his enjoyment of doing this with cigars in his book A Case of Lone Star.
I was on my second cup of coffee and slightly past the midway point of the cigar I'd lit after I talked to Bill Dick. I didn't usually like to smoke a cigar past the midway point. I liked to store them for a while in the wastebasket and fire up the remaining portion at a later date. In the manner of a fine wine, you had to let a half-smoked cigar age a bit. Had to let it breathe. A lot of people didn't understand this, but I didn't understand a lot of people.

I smoke as many as ten cigars a day and I expect to live forever. Of course I don't inhale. I just blow the smoke at small children, green plants, vegetarians, and anybody who happens to be jogging by at the same time that I'm exhaling.

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the nonsmoking world constantly harassing you. It's enough to make you drink. I poured a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey into a third cup of coffee and I sat down at my desk.

I thought of what Charles Lamb, the renowned British essayist, had said when someone asked him how he could smoke so many cigars and pipes. He said: "I toil after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue." Not bad, Chuck.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Vintage Ad (1894): Yale Mixture



Izaak Walton (1593-1683) was an English biographer best known for his book The Compleat Angler. I must say that in this ad, his garb appears anachronistically Victorian, to me.

Anyhow, this original version of Yale is no longer made (as far as I know), but there is also a blend made with this name by Cornell & Diehl, and it is quite good. Once it was my favorite blend; since my tastes have turned more toward Perique mixtures, I can say that it is still my favorite Latakia blend.

Yale is a mixture of Latakia and Virginia, and for my palate it is blended in perfect balance. This was my "gateway" blend. I had previously been smoking various aromatics, and not really been happy about any of them, so I asked Mr. Tarler of C&D for advice on trying an English blend. This is what he recommended. The subtle play of smoky Latakia and sweet Virginia opened up a whole new world for me, and I never went back.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Request

Does anyone have, or know of, an illustration of Captain Ahab with a pipe? Even a photo of an actor portraying him is good, if he's holding his pipe. If you do, leave a url in comments or email me a graphic. Thanks.

blogonomicon (at) blazeisp (dot) com

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Featured Pipe Smoker: James Thurber


James Grover Thurber (1894-1961)

"It is better to have the ring of freedom in your ears than in your nose."

James Thurber was born in Columbus, Ohio. As a child, playing with bows and arrows with his brothers, he was hit in the eye by an arrow, and became permanently blind in that eye. The sight in the remaining good eye deteriorated throughout his life.

He attended Ohio State University and was excused from the Army during World War I because of his poor eyesight, but he did serve as a code clerk in France during that time.

He became famous for his short stories and cartoons that were published in the New Yorker.

His poor eyesight contributed to his signature cartoon style, in which he drew the cartoons on very large sheets of white paper with a thick black crayon. Here is one of his most well-known cartoons.



He was also the author of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, which is perhaps his most well-known story.

Personally, one of my favorite books is the slim volume of short stories he wrote called My Life and Hard Times. The first sentence of the first story in this collection is:
I suppose that the high-water mark of my youth in Columbus, Ohio was the night the bed fell on my father.
That pretty much sums up his style of understated absurdity, which I might say is my favorite kind of humor. This collection also includes another of his most popular stories, The Night the Ghost Got In.

Thurber suffered from a thyroid condition later in life, and died at age 66 in New York City, due to complications from the removal of a brain tumor.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Vintage Ad (1946): LHS Sterncrest



I had this exact pipe for a short time, as part of an estate lot that took a few hours work to bring back to decent smoking condition. Has a screw-in stem so it can be disassembled during the smoke for a quick swab with a pipe cleaner, if necessary. Nothing at all wrong with this pipe, but straight pipes aren't really my thing, so after trying it for a month or so I sold it.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

You may be interested in...

This post on my other blog. A movie review that focuses mostly on pipe smoking. Click to read The Hound of the Baskervilles, 2000.