Friday, June 14, 2013

Pipe Smoker (fictional): Professor Richard Impossible


Richard Impossible is a super-scientist and inventive genius; and a fictional character from the animated series The Venture Brothers (on Cartoon Network).  For those who don't watch this show, I think a little explanation may be in order.  The main protagonists are the characters Doctor Thaddeus Venture, his sons Hank and Dean, and their bodyguard Brock Sampson.  They are based on and to some extent are parodies of the Quest family from the old animated series Jonny Quest.  Various other animated characters appear in either parodized or "actual" form now and then.  For example, the whole Quest family:  Jonny, Hadji, Dr. Quest and Race Bannon have all appeared at one time or another, as did their arch-nemesis Dr. Zin.

So...back to Professor Impossible.  In addition to his qualities already mentioned, at one time there was a freak accident in his laboratory which gave him the super-power of super-stretchiness.  Unfortunately, it also afflicted his wife Sally with invisible skin--but only her skin--which she can't always control; Sally's mentally handicapped cousin Ned with 3-inch thick skin, making him look like a living callous; and her brother Cody with the horrific malady of bursting into flame whenever he is exposed to the atmosphere, which renders him unable to do anything but scream and convulse in pain.  Professor Impossible built a special capsule which Cody can lie in that prevents him from burning; however he is condemned to live in this capsule for his entire life.


So you should see by now that Professor Impossible and his family are parodies of the Fantastic Four.  Impossible himself is extremely dominating and controlling; he doesn't even want Sally to leave her room when the Ventures came to visit him.  Above is a photo of him in his special "super-hero" costume.  He is almost always seen either holding or actually smoking a pipe.  In his early days, he appeared to prefer something similar to a bent billiard.

Eventually Sally grew tired of always being controlled by him, and realizing that she would always come in second to scientific research, she left him.  The breakup of his marriage sent him into a spiral of depression and excessive drinking.  He attempted suicide twice, but was comically prevented from killing himself by his own super-stretchy abilities.

One more bit of expository explanation.  In the Venture world, there is an organization called The Guild of Calamitous Intent.  It is an organization of villains who are bound by very strict rules of behavior in how they deal with their arch-enemies.  One particular arch-villain, another super-scientist called The Phantom Limb (a freak accident gave him invisible limbs with which he is also able to deliver electric shocks by touch) broke the rules and was thrown into a Guild prison.  He escaped, and began forming his own group which he called The Revenge Society, and which would not be constricted by any polite rules of engagement.  He contacted Professor Impossible and convinced him to join the Society to get revenge on those who had wronged him (namely, Dr. Venture, who he blamed for his failed marriage).


At this point, he changed his name to Professor Incorrigible and became a super-scientist arch-villain.


Although he is still a pipe smoker, he now prefers a pipe made of something other than briar, perhaps meerschaum or--who knows, maybe bone?--shaped like a skull.

The Venture Brothers is still an ongoing story, so we have yet to see what will become of Professor Incorrigible.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Vintage Ad: Tuxedo pipe tobacco (1924)


Click for a larger version.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Vintage Ad: Prince Albert (1949)

"The national joy smoke."  Huh.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Tinder Box brochure, early 1990s

Here are scans of a Tinder Box brochure from the early 90s.  At that time, there was one store at a mall in my area.  Neither the store nor the mall are there anymore.  I don't know if they still have the same brochure these days, but I thought it might be of interest.  Click on the pictures for larger versions.





Pipe Smoker: D. H. Snyder

Dudley Hiram Snyder (1833 - 1921)

Although not famous enough to warrant a Wikipedia page, D.H. Snyder was fairly well-known in his time.  Born in Mississippi, he eventually made his way to central Texas where he engaged in various activities to make a living, starting out by hauling cedar logs (cedar is still widely used for fence posts because of their natural bug- and rot-resisting qualities).  Taking his profits to Missouri, he bought wagons and hauled apples and other such items back to Texas to sell.  He invested his earnings from this into a herd of Spanish ponies which he drove to Missouri and traded for draft horses.  (The "Spanish ponies," or wild mustangs that had been broken for riding, were very popular for use in cattle driving).

He earned a reputation as a "safe man," or someone who could be relied upon, and this got him a job driving cattle to supply Confederate troops with beef during the Civil War.

Snyder eventually became a very wealthy cattle rancher.  His place in Texas history is honored by the above portrait, which hangs on a wall of the Witte Museum in San Antonio, Texas among numerous other prominent cattle ranchers of the 1800s and early 1900s.  He passed away in Georgetown, Texas in 1921.

Link:  FindAGrave.com (where you can see a stately photo of an elderly D.H. Snyder without a pipe)

Friday, June 7, 2013

When men smoked pipes and wore hats: Unidentified pipe smoker


A home-made pipe?  Maybe.  It looks pretty rough.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Pipe smoker quick fix: Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)


Another photo of Clemens with pipe that I just found in my collection. Must have missed it before.

Vintage Ad: The Champ Hat (1945)

Ad from 1945 for the "Champ" hat.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Pipe smoker quick fix: Albert Einstein

A couple more pix of Einstein with pipe to add to the others I've already posted.



More on Albert Einstein:

I have the same problem with my socks
Albert Einstein:  pipe-smoking party reptile
Pipe Smoker:  Albert Einstein

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Some museum pipes

Today my family and I visited the Witte Museum in San Antonio, and on our tour through the section on Texas history, I made sure to keep an eye out for pipes.


Click all pictures for larger versions.  I was only using my phone camera, so the details aren't sharp, but here is an example of a Native American pipe and if you enlarge it you can read the texts at the upper left.  Not clear in the picture here, but above the pipe are examples of "cane cigarettes," or let's say "cigarette-shaped" sections of cane which were used for smoking, sort of like a straight pipe with no bowl.  One of them was found still packed with juniper leaves, which were apparently used for smoking.  At the lower right is a "tobacco" pouch, the pouch made from prickly pear pads and still holding a large quantity of juniper.


There was also a section on German settlers in early Texas, which is of particular interest to me because those are the people I came from.  Here is a Tyrolean-style pipe brought to Texas by an unidentified German emigrant around 1850.


And another German pipe, this one belonging to Heinrich Steves, who came to Texas with his family in 1849.

Pipe Smoker (fictional): George Jetson

Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!

George Jetson is a fictional character from the animated series The Jetsons, pictured here (left to right) with his daughter Judy, his wife Jane, his son Elroy, and his dog Astro.  As you can see, Astro is somewhat anthropomorphic and is even able to speak in a sort of heavily dog-accented English, which leads me to believe that Astro must be a distant descendent of Scooby Doo.  Not pictured is their robotic housekeeper, Rosie.  But back to George.

George and his family live on an indeterminately future Earth, in a towering space needle type of house.  The ground below is almost never seen, and all humans who live in George's time live in such high towers so they can escape the lower altitude smog, and use various sorts of flying vehicles to travel between buildings.  [One theory is that the Flintstones and the Jetsons actually live in the same time--the Flintstones and their ilk being much more primitive "ground dwellers" while the Jetsons and their kind are more socially upward humans who, in a manner of speaking, left them behind.]

George Jetson works as a digital index operator for a company called Spacely's Space Sprockets, the "sprocket" being some form of undetermined futuristic technology that allows humans of George's world to live as they do.  George's job is extremely stressful--at one point he complained of having to work for one hour, two days a week.  His job consists almost entirely of repeatedly pushing a button on his work computer, called RUDI (for Referential Universal Digital Indexer).  He is frequently fired and then re-hired by his tyrannical boss, Cosmo Spacely.

But George is a good-hearted soul who loves his family and is loyal to his employer, and on rare occasions, he is able to relax and enjoy the company of his family and his dog, and even smoke a pipe.

Links:
George Jetson Wikipedia
The Jetsons Wikipedia
The Jetsons imdb.com

Friday, May 31, 2013

Pipe smoker quick fix: Raymond Chandler

I've already covered Raymond Chandler more thoroughly, and included some his writings and quotations, but here are a couple more photos of him with pipe (and cat) from my collection.



More on Raymond Chandler:

Pipe Smoker:  Raymond Chandler
Pipes in Literature:  Thoughtful when you are not thinking
Two kinds of truth
Raymond Chandler on writing

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Vintage Ad: Bond Street (date unknown)


Another creepy vintage ad from Bond Street.  Date unknown, but probably from the 1940s like all the other such ads I have seen.  This one depicts what I imagine is a scene from an obscure failed television pilot called "Uncle Rufus is a Pipe-Smoking Bear."

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Monday, May 27, 2013

Pipe lore: lunting

lunting:  the act of walking and smoking a pipe

via Obsolete Word of the Day

from The Scottish Gallovidian Encyclopedia (1876, John MacTaggart)

Dog smoking pipe woodcut


By Taninaka Yasunori (1897 - 1946).  Via a man with a past.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Pipe Smoker: Lee Van Cleef


Clarence Leroy "Lee" Van Cleef, Jr. (1925 - 1989)

"Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me."


I can easily say that Lee Van Cleef is my favorite pipe-smoking actor.  Born in New Jersey, he served in World War II in the U.S. Navy on board a submarine-chaser and later on a minesweeper.  After the war he was an accountant for a while, then got into acting.  At first he acted in theater, but soon transitioned to movies and first appeared in the movie in High Noon in 1952.


He had a long career in movies and television, mostly in westerns, and became famous for portraying tough guys.  Very tough guys.  Sometimes an extremely hard-case good guy, sometimes an outright bad guy, such as in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.


His characters were very often pipe smokers, seeming to prefer a very well-smoked meerschaum or a Peterson.  Often a pipe-smoking character isn't really a pipe smoker, and will pretend smoke what I like to call a "stunt pipe."  However, if you're an experienced pipe smoker you should be able to see that Van Cleef most definitely did not use a stunt pipe.  He was using the real thing, and I would be very surprised if the pipes he smoked weren't part of his own personal collection.



Van Cleef continued to work in acting right up until he died in 1989.  His last appearance was in the movie Speed Zone.  The last TV series he appeared in, and in which he had a co-starring role, was The Master in 1984.  I have especially fond memories of this very short-lived series, which had a somewhat ridiculous premise but was a favorite that my roommate and I always watched when I was in college.


One of my favorite movies, and I think I can say my favorite Van Cleef movie, is a relatively obscure one called Barquero.  Another western, in which he portrays a barge operator on the Rio Grande River, and which I have mentioned before here.  In many movies, he wasn't the primary star, but in this one he is.  I highly recommend it if you want to see him in all of his hard-assed pipe-smoking glory.  His character is one of those very tough guys who seems to be perched on the border between good guy and bad guy, much like Clint Eastwood's character in High Plains Drifter.  The above picture is a screen capture from that movie.  Here is the trailer.



Here is another screen cap from a documentary on spaghetti westerns called Spaghetti West.  I grabbed this one to show that he most certainly smoked a pipe in real life and didn't just use it as a movie prop.  This was a scene that showed him having a discussion with the writers of whatever movie he was working on at the time (I don't remember which one).

And finally, I would be remiss if I didn't include this video from the rock band Primus, titled simply "Lee Van Cleef."


Links:
imdb.com
Wikipedia
Google Images

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Saturday, May 18, 2013

"A Contemplative Pipe"

Click for a collection of contemplative pipe-smoking illustrations at Power of Babel.

Friday, March 29, 2013

A brief word on Nightcap

Dunhill Nightcap.  Back when I was a n00b pipe smoker hanging out on alt.smokers.pipes, I heard a lot about this stuff.  Mostly, remarks on how strong it is.  For some, the strength is a complaint, for others, a compliment.

I don't remember where I first bought some Dunhill tins to try, but back in ye olden days I bought one tin each of Early Morning Pipe, My Mixture 965, and Nightcap.  Back then, the light latakia of EMP was my favorite and I bought and smoked a few more tins before I lost my interest in latakia as a primary flavor.  I enjoyed smoking the 965 but it didn't impress me a lot and I never bought it again.

I must admit that the first few times I had Nightcap, I got a little dizzy.  It seemed quite powerful for some reason.

I kept going back for more.

Some time ago I was given a $25 Visa gift card from my employer for some reason (maybe a safety bonus or something--I forget), and today I ran by The Humidor on San Pedro and picked up a tin of Nightcap, which I haven't had in years.  Yes, literally years.

I still really like this stuff.  But after so many pipes full of C&D's Bayou Night, as well as numerous other blends that I spiced up with formidable amounts of Perique, it doesn't make my head swim anymore.

I must admit that if I had some straight Perique on hand right now, I'd mix up a sample of Nightcap with some extra Perique in it, just for fun.

By the way, the last time I was there, a couple of months ago, I bought a tin of Perique, which I have since used up.  When the guy handed it to me, he asked sharply, "You don't smoke it straight, do you?"  "Well, I have..." I admitted.  "But mostly I just mix it with other stuff."

I carried it over to the cash register and the other guy rang me up.  Then suddenly he asked sharply, "You don't smoke that stuff straight, do you?"  It cracked me up.  Is there some kind of taboo against it?  Anyway, I wouldn't recommend smoking it straight because it doesn't burn very well on its own.  Mix it with a little something that burns easier, like some plain old burley or Virginia--or both--and you can still mix it pretty strong if you really want to blow the top of your head off.

Or if you can find some maduro that's been cut up for pipe smoking, mix it with that and give it a try.  You may not like it, but it will keep the mosquitoes away.

Macro shot: Dunhill Nightcap


Just could not get the color exactly right on this one.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Pipe smoker quick fix: Samuel Clemens


With pipe and book and a little nap.

Quick pipe smoker fix

Maurice Sendak's dad, seen here.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Vintage Ad: Catlin's Meerschaum Smoking Tobacco


From the late 1800s.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer - "Just Like a Chap"


Pipe smoking and banjolele playing, of course.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Pipes & Flannel



Thursday, January 10, 2013

Vintage Ad, 1968: The Playboy Pipe


From Found in Mom's Basement.  Click for a much larger image.

Monday, January 7, 2013

A very happy pipe smoker


I came across this picture years ago.  I don't remember where I found it and I don't know anything about it.  But here it is.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Pipe Smoker (fictional): Charles Francis Xavier

Oppression is no excuse for vengeance -- for murder. I wonder... does the death of innocent people -- cut down on the streets as they flee -- free you? I think not.
Charles Francis Xavier, also commonly referred to as Professor X, was born in New York City, the son of a nuclear scientist.  He graduated from Harvard and in post-graduate studies achieved Ph.D.s in genetics, biophysics and psychology.  He is a natural genius and his great intellectual achievements are also partly due to him being a very powerful telepath:  he is able to read, control and influence human minds.  He also possesses the ability of telekinesis, although to a lesser degree.

Xavier is a paraplegic due to a boulder being dropped on him by an alien known as Lucifer when he was in the Himalayas.  He later founded the euphemistically-named Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, later renamed the Xavier Institute.  "Gifted youngsters," in this case, means people who are born with natural super-powers.  Xavier is highly respected by the government as well as by numerous other super-heroes and super-hero teams (such as the Fantastic Four).   He is also the founder and leader of the X-Men, a team of mutant super-heroes.   He has devoted his life to attempting to create a peaceful co-existence between mutants with super-powers and normal humans, as well as organizing the X-Men to combat mutants who wish to use their powers to dominate normal humans.

Professor X has a streak of arrogance and manipulativeness (demonstrated in the above illustration) that often puts him at odds with members of the X-Men.

The character of Xavier was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby of Marvel Comics, and first appeared in 1963.  He has been portrayed by Patrick Stewart in movie adaptations of the comics.

links:
Wikipedia
Marvel Comics wiki

Friday, January 4, 2013

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Russian criminal tattoo of a pipe-smoking cat


Via My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning:
A convict’s tattoo signifying ‘I am a recidivist convict. I have no resources to support a conscience’.

I have the same problem with my socks

Since I have posted more than one photo of Albert Einstein, pipe smoker, I thought this article might also be of interest to readers of this blog:  Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Albert Einstein.  Unfortunately, it includes no information regarding his pipe-smoking habits, but it does have several other entertaining bits of information.

Personally, I found I have at least one thing in common with Mr. Einstein.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Vintage Ad: Kirtland's Skull Pipe (1896)


$1.50 in 1896 would be about $40 today, and I would certainly buy and smoke a briar pipe that looks like this for $40.

Monday, December 31, 2012

Hogarth: Time Smoking a Picture


I don't have any New Year-related pipe-smoking pictures--probably--I have an awful lot of pictures saved and I don't always remember everything I've snagged.  But anyway, here is a time-themed picture so it's in the same general theme area.  "Time Smoking a Picture" by William Hogarth, created by Hogarth in 1761 but apparently not published until 1822.  You can read about it here.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Pipe Smoker: Frank Blair

Frank Blair (1916 - 1995)

Frank Blair was radio announcer who became an original member of NBC's Today Show, starting as a Washington correspondent in 1952 and then serving as the anchor from 1953 to 1975.  This photo shows him having a pipe while helping one of his sons assemble a model train set on Christmas Day, 1956.
 
link:  New York Times obituary
photo:  Mental Floss

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Pipe Smoker (fictional): Frosty the Snowman



The legendary being known as Frosty the Snowman was created by luck, or perhaps, by magic.  It is said that he came to life only when an old silk hat that had previously belonged to a magician was placed upon his head--leading to conjecture that there must have been some amount of magic in that hat.  However, it is uncertain if any other snowman could have been animated by the hat, because Frosty had been formed from Christmas snow--snow that had fallen on Christmas Day.  Thus we may assume that it was a special combination of the hat and the snow that caused his creation.

Frosty was, or is, an anthropomorphic being created from snow who wears no clothing other than his old silk hat, and he often wields a broom for reasons unknown.  His nose is made from a button and his strangely black eyes from two lumps of coal.  He also always has a corncob pipe firmly clenched in his mouth, but it is uncertain whether he actually smokes it or not.  Although at first befriended only by children and considered something of an outlaw because of his antics, his sometimes nonsensical proclamations (shouting "happy birthday!" with little prompting), and his flagrant disregard for traffic regulations, he eventually came to be loved by all the townsfolk.

Unable to survive in temperatures above freezing, he was not able to remain a permanent resident in the town of his creation.  When springtime brought higher temperatures that were lethal to him, he left for the North Pole, promising "I'll be back again someday."

Perhaps he lives still at the North Pole.  Children around the world commemorate him in popular song and still wait for him to "be back again someday," but thus far he has not returned.  In any case, tales of Frosty are still told wherever snow falls and whenever a bit of Christmas cheer is needed.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

An unexpected pipe

First, I want to say that I don't have any photos to post of this pipe yet because I can take decent pipe pictures only outdoors during the daylight, and I didn't have a chance to do so today since we got home after dark.

Today we had our early Christmas as is our tradition.  Usually we have this celebration at my dad's house, but he is not up to it this time since he had some injuries to his hands (a dog attack) recently, so we went to an aunt's house instead.

A different aunt--not the one whose house we were at--gave me a gift bag with two books in it which look quite interesting and I'm sure I'm going to enjoy reading them.  I poked around in the sack to make sure there wasn't anything else, like a card or something, then set it aside to keep enjoying the festivities--there was an enormous amount of food.  So I heard this aunt tell my wife that she wanted to tell me something about my gift after I had opened it, so I said I had already opened it.  She said, "I heard you collected pipes, so I thought you might like that one.  It was Edwin's pipe."  Edwin was her husband--my uncle (my dad's brother)--who passed away last year.  "Pipe?" I said.  So I looked in the bag again and found an old Kaywoodie Signet.  Not a higher-end Kaywoodie to be sure, but still a Kaywoodie.  I knew that my uncle had enjoyed an occasional cigar, but I hadn't known that he had ever smoked a pipe.

The pipe is worn and well-used, the cloverleaf having fallen out and leaving only the clover-shaped hole in the stem.  The oddest thing about it is that although it is a bent pipe, the stem is too straight, as if it were made for a straight pipe.  So I don't know if it's the original stem or not, and I'll have to try and put a bend in it before I ever try smoking it.

So that was a very nice gift, and I'm glad to have it.  He was my favorite uncle, and I truly enjoyed his slightly twisted and self-deprecating sense of humor.  He often told me stories which ended in some dumb mistake he had made, laughing hugely at himself the whole time.

Which reminds me, a few years ago one of my Christmas gifts was an odd-looking pipe stand from my dad.  I'll have to post some photos of it, too.